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  • hotsingledads:

    what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

    (via lifeasweknowit-69)

  • leinabby808:

    anus:

    the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

    deep thoughts from an anus

    (Source: anus, via mckissickk)

  • kappa773:

    teamfreesexuality:

    proudlyinsane:

    timelord-and-fishcustard:

    There’s a difference between

    image

    image

    and

    image

    The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

    you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

    You should

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • nourhhh:

    You end up real disappointed when you go through life thinking people have the same heart as you.

    (via wreckedsailboats)

  • gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey